Nuclear Monkey is a parody / satire news site that contains completely fictional news stories, editorials, point/counterpoint debates and infographics. This site is for entertainment purposes only and is not meant to be taken literally or seriously -- it's all a big joke. Nothing on this site is intended to offend anybody, but due to the nature of comedy, it undoubtedly will. We're sorry, but if you don't like it, leave.
Occasionally, the articles on this website are based on real-life events or high profile people such as actors, musicians, politicians and other celebrities. However, any articles that contain similarities to a non-famous person are purely coincidental. Trust us: we will never publish an article explicitly about a "private" individual.
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