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Smart Bombs Disguised as Dumb Bombs in Iraq War

BAGHDAD --- Details are still sketchy at this hour but sources say that Iraq is claiming to have lost several thousand militias to what they thought were just plain old Dumb Bombs, but turned out to actually be Smart Bombs.

“We didn’t feel that we needed to take cover because the bomb was clearly looking like it was going to land way over there, so we just kept about our business, then the bomb actually turned and landed much closer." says one Iraqi source.

When asked, Pentagon sources said, “We really only have one kind of Bomb, but each one is unique in its own way - they don’t like to be labeled or typecast, they have a job to do and they do it.”
By: PeterBerg
Date: April 9, 21:05
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